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“shitted”
Shitted by ehhhrrf October 22, 2025
The act of forcefully quieting your device after being startled by sounds you did not authorize or expect it to make at that time
The game on my phone suddenly made annoying noises so I shutted it up!
Shutted by Big Red West October 23, 2025

Sharted my shoes

When you leave your shoes on the floor and wake up in the morning, then put your feet in them and feel something squishy and stinky
“AHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK SOMEONE SHARTED MY SHOES!”
“I’m never staying over at Brian’s house again, he sharted my shoes.”
Sharted my shoes by mrbenzadrine November 17, 2025
Some god awful bug has shifted my Shattern + 12 hours regular now. It's been years since it was regular 6pm.
Shattern by geofleet February 18, 2026

Epoch shattering

Revolutionary or ground-breaking, turning the world on its arse and forcing paradigms to be shifted in response.
Bacon salt is epoch shattering, the world may never be the same.
Epoch shattering by DaivRawks September 9, 2011

counter shitted 

When someone disses someone else bad, however the retort is so much better that it makes the original person cry.
Dyrees- "Your Dad is gay, I saw him on a gay porn site."

Jamaal- "What the fuck where you doing on a gay porn site?"

Derrek- "Damn Dyrees, you just got counter shitted!"
counter shitted by Fantastic KUHN December 17, 2013