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Seat Sneak 

On a road trip, someone who starts in the back works their way up to the front seat by complaining about their current position. They can also take the seat when your not in it, or take it by force. Choose someone with a low bullshit tolerance to drive, so that the Sneak doesn't succeed.
Did you hear Jamie? She whined the whole car ride to Missouri.

Yeah, she could have just asked to switch spots, it's too bad she was such a seat sneak about it.

God I hate her. It's a good thing I brought my pocket knife.
Seat Sneak by Shootthemonkey July 31, 2010
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Jersey Sneak 

When driving, to make a left turn at an intersection just as the stoplight turns green pulling out in front of the oncoming traffic.
I'm in a rush dogg, I'm going to pull a Jersey sneak at this light.
Jersey Sneak by intlvic April 3, 2011

kkp sneak 

A style of Weed smoking, as in finding a small room like a closet and carelessly beginning to smoke.
Hey, did you hear that Danny pulled a KKP sneak over at his parents house? I heard he almost set his closet on fire.
kkp sneak by Swagger P April 15, 2015

freak in the sneak

a person who appears normal, but is really considered a "freak" to a norm or to a group of people; an abnormal person; a weird person
The kids at my school call me a freak in the sneak. People just don't understand what is like to be me. I'd give anything to be normal.
freak in the sneak by penis-mon September 29, 2009

Thursday Night Sneak 

When someone is in an assumed committed relationship where you don't want to not let them know you are still "looking around" or clubbing and you sneak out during the week to see someone else. This means you are going out on a Thursday night with another person for sexual interests or going clubbing to find one. If your current gf/bf or serious dating person asks to hangout, you play it off like you have no time for them because it's a Thursday during the work week and that you are staying home. You look completely innocent because it's a Thursday but you have to sneak it in on a Thursday to maintain the normal schedule with her/him during the weekend.

This is not where you say a "guys/girl's night out"

Known statistic: In Los Angeles people go clubbing more on Thursday's than any other day!
Example 1: Honey I can't hangout tonight I have work early tomorrow. When I was really thinking, Girl I need to do a Thursday night sneak.

Example 2: Hey Troy, how was your Thursday night sneak yesterday? It was sweet, my girl will never know. I get to see her tonight as usual, (Friday night).

Example 3: Shit, This bar has tons of hotties all GF material. There must be tons of Thursday night sneaks here right now.

1 2 creeper sneak 

Having to sneak out of someone's house before they wake up to realize that you spent the night after a long night of drinking, only to return home in the clothes you wore the night before.
I was going to 1 2 creeper sneak at 8 am but he already left!
1 2 creeper sneak by tabtab January 4, 2008

qb sneak 

When playing Fart Football, you let a silent but deadly fart(SBD).
Dude wtf is that smell? qb sneak,and im going for 2.
qb sneak by wvumountys88 December 13, 2007