Ron Whiting 

Ron White is a famous comedian who is part of the Blue Collar Comedy team. During his standup, he often has a drink in his hand, but as he attempts to take a sip he keeps talking and never really takes that sip. It is fun to watch cuz he moves his mouth towards the glass, talks a little more, then moves in for what we think will be a sip but he doesn't sip.

Quit Ron Whiting and take a darn sip of that drink!

Ron Whiting by JimmyG1957 June 6, 2018

Spaceless Writing 

Writing each word starting with a capital letter, not leaving a space between words, and capitalizing the article "a" and starting the following word with a lower-case letter.

The sentence Spot Tricks wrote and which moved him to propose "Spaceless Writing" to UrbanDictionary.com's editors was: "SpacesBetweenWords—AndWordsAndPunctuationMarks—AreUnnecessary." In spaceless writing (SW), the article "a" is capitalized and all the letters of the word following it are written in lower-case. Spaceless Writing saves space, time, energy, and money. It's the best writing style to use on "Twitter".

Spaceless Writing by but for January 10, 2019

Creative Writing Workshop 

It's a class you take when you... uhh... idk.

I take Creative Writing Workshop.

Creative Writing Workshop by Anyommcty May 21, 2019

Time-wasting Cunt 

Someone who chats online to you for weeks, you call each other randomly to chew the fat, you send recent face and body pics of each other, everyone likes everyone's "bits n pieces", everyone's on the same page (or so it seems), they turn up to your house for what you both understand is a booty call then they decide to leave within the hour after only a beer lol

"What a time-wasting cunt."

Time-wasting Cunt by Wtfisgoingon1407 August 2, 2019

wating 

An act of sexual self-gratification in which milled cereal grains such as oats or barleycorns are rubbed upon erogenous zones, customarily the pudenda. An atypical gerund, almost always used in the infinitive. Origin obscure, first noted among the Essex teddy boy culture of postwar Britain but plausibly derived from the Norfolk watty or wheatmeal. See also frotage, brown monocle

"No more bashful than any of his frustrated adolescent peers, Jim had launched upon career of carnality with the first tremorous steps of wating behind the Land Girls' dormitory" ('Licky Jim', 1958, Queensly Amis)

wating by Hubertus Pozwillow January 1, 2008

AZIAN CHATTING/WRITING 

Retarded way of spelling words in an IM conversation, internet places etc properly..all the examples are listed below this definition.
Also called "No0b Writing" over Internet.
Also theres a big difference between words like "lol, btw,brb, wb etc.."

Cause-cuz
Because-bcuz
anyways-n e wayz
little-lil
asian-azn
cool-kewl
Ok-Okie
my-maah
I dont know- I dunno
something-sumthin
someone-sum1

AZIAN CHATTING/WRITING by Someone_who_knows_how_to_spell_correctly May 13, 2005

Hybrid Writing 

writing that is a mix of cursive and retard.

That's not and N, its a hybrid writing M.

Hybrid Writing by Poopy doodoo head July 6, 2011