network hobbit 

someone of minimal beauty and looks that tries to social climb through extreme exuberance and physical contact.

Eve was air kissing Anne galore, she is such a network hobbit.

Clyde was working the whole room, he's such a network hobbit.

network hobbit by DStar75 March 3, 2011

network gifting

passing on a present you cannot use to a network member who could use it.

JoLynn's gift of a Cal sweatshirt didn't fit me, so I thought of network gifting and passed it on to Lilia who looks great in it and really liked it.

network gifting by bellagio99 August 9, 2012

Network Problems 

The logical reason given why computers and electronics don't work when the reporting parties either a) don't have the ability to understand what the fuck they're talking about or b) are too fucking lazy to attempt to diagnose the issue.

I just installed this random program and now I can't get to the Internet, we must be having Network Problems.

We are an organization of 15000 people and 2 of them can't get their PCs working, must be a Network Problem.

Network Problems by Dr. Tickle Bits October 22, 2014

Network 

A network is where two computer systems can connect together to interact/communicate sending data from one system to another.

I know have network in my house.

Network by zZ-TOXIC_FLAMZz July 18, 2018

Networking Speak 

The language used to describe any conversation involving computer networks.

networking speak has a highly domain-specific grammar and lexicon.

Networking Speak by MM007 May 6, 2020

Network Hell 

A newly formed group of hackers composed of 4 members. Known for hacking Russian ISP MasterTel.

Did you see what Fox News said about Network Hell?
I got my account hacked by Netowrk Hell!

Network Hell by Frank Maskelan April 24, 2021

Network Access Security Token 

NAST is abbreviated for Network Access Security Token. NAST primary use would be when accessing a computer remotely through tools like TeamViewer you have a security token which you would have to read back to the individual who is accessing your computer remotely. This is just a better term for the long string of characters you would on your screen when using said software.

Natalie: Hey Bob I think there might be a problem on my computer it’s running so sluggish.
Bob: Hey I wish I could but I’m out of town right now.
Natalie: Bob it’s important please help me.
Bob: Fine, just download TeamViewer.
Natalie: Ok it’s downloaded what do I do now.
Bob: Just read me the NAST one by one.
Natalie: The what, what is a NAST?
Bob: It’s a simple term for the long ASCII characters which is simply a Network Access Security Token that I need you to read to me carefully so I can help you.
Natalie: Ok will do.

Network Access Security Token by GAMERSLUBE LLC. July 10, 2021