Brian

A not so tall yet, incredibly handsome young stud. Any girl would be the most blessed woman on earth if she was given the chance to marry Brian.

My life sucked until I met a Brian.

Brian is the kind of man I want for my daughter.

Good looks will now be rated based on a “One to Brian” scale.

Brian by Brian9696 December 28, 2020

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Absolute pile of cunt munching shot who needs to be put down like the fucking dickless chihuahua that he is

Brian by Poojpnes January 2, 2021

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This man is funny, relatable, your best friend, and had the most absolute greatest wheeze ever that will make you laugh with him.

Person 1: hey have you seen brian today?
Person 2: yeah he was laughing like a tea kettle and i ended up laughing too

Brian by bruhman68.99 February 7, 2021

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the best, you will often see him hanging out with introverts. he's never sexist, and will know if something is wrong. never let him go.

'imagine being friends with a brian, i wish it were me.'

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A refined and amazing personification of god, one who will be top tier/ Demi god.
P.s. has very large dick

Wow is that brian

Brian by Briandagod May 6, 2021

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Can be nice at times, and pretty anoying at times. Normally kind of dirty.

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Brian is probably Arabian, ugly, and a simp. Nobody likes Brian. He has 0 friends. Brian looks like a 36 year old freshman. He also cannot spell

Brian? Ew nobody likes Brian

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