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Chelsea High School 

A high school located in shelby county, alabama. There mascot is a hornet but their colors are blue and white??? The school is ugly as fuck and the girls are uglier believe it or not. The school is 90% rednecks that somehow think their lifted 2004 chevys look sexy
Man, I was at Chelsea High School last night for a basketball game. That gym is a shit hole!
Chelsea High School by Gatorade9980 January 14, 2019

Chelsea Bun 

Where the man pulls out before jizzing, glazes the woman's face to represent the icing, and then the man punches the woman in the nose to give her a nose bleed to represent the cherry on top.
*Bae runs out of house with a jizzy, bloody mess on her face.*

Geoff: "Damnn Dawg, she's a mess! What'd you do to her?"

Me: "Just wanted her to know she is my sweet little tasty treat, so gave her the Chelsea bun treatment."

Geoff: "Niceeeeeeee."

*High 5*
Chelsea Bun by ReubenGabriel22 March 14, 2015

Chelsea hair

A haircut often worn by women in the punk scene. The head is shaved except the bangs. Also a common 'lesbian style' hair cut. They're beautiful!
In the comics Tank Girl, Sub Girl and Tank Girl both have chelsea hair.

Chelsea, Alabama. 

Chelsea is a small suburb of Birmingham, AL. Not many people know about it if they don't go to Harpersville a lot. The only places to hang out are the many fast food establishments, and the Wal-Mart. Nothing besides the Whataburger stays open past ten. PARTY HARD. There is nothing fun to do in Chelsea. You have to drive to Inverness before you ever find anything to do. Every teenage girl in Chelsea High School is pregnant, or has been pregnant before. That school is full of skanks and hoes. Everybody that lives in Chelsea hates it. Everybody that lives away from it thinks it's a nice town. People that live in the town must have gotten their license at Wal-Mart, because they can't drive. Everyone is either a redneck, or a "scene kid". Either way, you want to kill all of them.
Person 1: Hey, what are we doing tonight?
Person 2: Dude, we live in Chelsea, Alabama. We're probably going to hang out at Whataburger.
Chelsea, Alabama. by CLOVERRRR August 13, 2012

chelsea grin 

a victim has a card e.g a credit card forced inside there mouth, then the attackers punch the victim in the stomach to make there muscles tighten, making the mouth snaller, the card digs into the skin and makes a "grin" at the sides of the victims mouth.
a chelsea grin is performed on greenstreet
chelsea grin by TomJackson404 December 24, 2008

chelsea ho 

A hoebag who goes around giving people grapefruits and head also will take any money

chelsea turvey 

The most perfect woman ever. She has the looks and the heart. Holy fuck it’s amazing how hot she is. She is like a rare veiw. I love a chelsea turvey.
OMFG chelsea Turvey is hot af