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Seattle Deep Dish

you find a nice girl, you take her home and get to know her. you get to the next step and decide to get into the bedroom, aka your local forest. you take a baseball cap, shit inside it, and put it on her head to assert dominance. then have her shit into it as well and pee inside it (if possible, ejaculate inside as well). this experience WILL bring two lovers closer than ever
Friend 1: Sorry man, I’ve got to go, my gf needs me to do something

Friend 2: Man, ever since you and Ashley did the Seattle Deep Dish you’ve been joined at the hip!

Seattle mouth 

It’s when your mouth tastes like a transient just took a dump right square in the middle of your mouth.
Man, I woke up this morning with Seattle mouth!
Seattle mouth by cjonesnsv December 7, 2019

Seattle Salt 

The behavior exhibited by fans of the Seattle Seahawks after they lose a game. Can be amplified if said fan is empowered by being surrounded by other fans.
Seahawks Fan: "It's bullshit that we lost because of a call that I don't, nevermind when calls go in the Seahawks favor. I want Tennessee to win the Superbowl!"

Non-Seahawks Fan: "Wow. The Seattle Salt is real..."
Seattle Salt by BsAlchemy January 12, 2020

Seattle-sneeze 

The Seattle-sneeze I have this week is worse than the Wuhan-flu I had last month...
Seattle-sneeze by Lucky180 March 4, 2020

Seattle Pilots 

A 1969 MLB expansion franchise that lasted one season before relocating to Milwaukee and becoming the Brewers
The ineptitude of the Seattle Mariners can be traced back to the lone season of the Seattle Pilots.
Seattle Pilots by TeaN'All February 18, 2021

Seattle’tude 

The rude, snotty, cold shoulder you get from people in Seattle. Also referred to as the Seattle freeze.
Those jackwaggons didn’t even say thank you when I held the door open for them. Yeah straight Seattle’tude
Seattle’tude by anonymous February 26, 2022