San Antonio Somersault 

Sex position whereby receiving partner starts in head-tucked somersault position with inserting partner behind culminating with a push off into a full somersault after blown load.

"She's not a gymnast but her favorite position is the San Antonio Somersault."

San Antonio Somersault by Hat and Spurs December 21, 2018

micheal antonio

Player for west ham with big cock and the ppl goat

is it a bird, is it a plane, No!, its Micheal Antonios dick.

micheal antonio by totaly not ace August 25, 2021

michail antonio 

Hes got the biggest shlong in the Premier league and forever will don't let anyone tell you otherwise

Firthyy: Big Dick himself Michail Antonio ; biggest duck in the Premier league !
Safwan : say less

michail antonio by Firthyy December 6, 2021

San Antonio cascarone 

when multiple men skeet into a condom and break it over a womens head.

last night me and 12 of my best bras gave Sabrina a San Antonio cascarone ......What a dumb bitch!

San Antonio cascarone by Will Shire December 3, 2007

luis antonio 

luis antonio is really goofy he likes playing alot. he is a girl magnet!!! he is type tall but he is so cute but he is always saying he has a bad life but he really does not. all the girls he likes he doesnt want to tell them because he is scared he is going to get rejected. so he goes with girls that are more despret. he is wierd at times but when you want serious he gives it to you. he has a lot of friends that are mostly GIRLS dont worry tho because he always has time for you.

chelsea: hey is that luis?
ariana: yea im really good friends with him you should talk to him.
chelsea: i dont think he will like how i am
ariana: sure he will you just have to get to know him plus he loves having girls as friends!
chelsea:i dont know i think he is rude.
ariana:no luis antonio is really goofy

luis antonio by word.word March 21, 2018

San Antonio Pit Stop 

When your car is left on cinderblocks after having the tires stolen in broad day light.

Damn esé, I need you to scoop me up. I went into Taco Jalisco for 10 minutes and my impala got a San Antonio Pit Stop.

San Antonio Pit Stop by Big money crayon March 14, 2019

san antonio muffle-lada 

The act of pressing your butt cheeks on someone's face muffling the sound of your fart with thier face after eating a large Tex-Mex dinner.

She was lucky I held the peppers because their was some con carne smeared on that chicks face after giving her a San Antonio Muffle-lada.

san antonio muffle-lada by Jason DeReese February 4, 2009