wakey-wakey 

Modafinil. From the fictional Wakey-Wakey drug in the role-playing game Paranoia.

I'm going to find some wakey-wakey so I can finish this project by tomorrow.

wakey-wakey by Mark Vale December 15, 2008

wakey ho hos 

you wake up early in the morning and for some uncontrollable reason you immediately break out in delirious laughter. similar to the sleepy ha has.

(upon awaking...) hahahhahahahhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

You have the wakey ho hos!

wakey ho hos by gramu March 31, 2009

wakey jack 

A wakey jack occurs when your female companion you sleep with, wakes you up by jacking you off. Can also be referred to as a jack wakey.

John: Dude, I feel so alive!

Larry: Why are you so cheerful...

John: My wife gave me a wakey jack which made me wide awake!

wakey jack by Zephyr560 April 18, 2014

Wakey Wakey hands off Jake 

A word that is used for morning masturbation for Nz prisons officers. Only apply's to Braxton

Braxton: Hey Governor Wakey Wakey hands off Jake.

Wakey Wakey hands off Jake by D_strikes September 25, 2017

Wakey Snack 

Waking someone up by "eating" their genitals and/or anus.

My girlfriend wouldn't get up, so I gave her a wakey snack. Now the dishes are done.

Wakey Snack by Ajent Oranje June 10, 2018

Wakey wakey protocol

The protocol used by internet celebrity, Markiplier
Its about waking up, you can also troll your friends with it

Dude: Sleeping
Other dude: Changes something in Dude's phone
Dude's phone, going off: "INITIALISING WAKEY WAKEY PROTOCOL WAKE UP" BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Wakey wakey protocol by Games_Much February 6, 2023

Wakey Wakey 

Abbreviation of "Kosemek Ars, Wakey Wakey."
A phrase said by the strongest of 23 year olds, can be uttered only by beings who are able to bench 600lbs+

"Kosemek, my father just die-"
"Kosemek? Wakey Wakey?"

Wakey Wakey by Lera, The Sacred January 13, 2025