Walker the Texas Ranger 

A competition between two boys where they go back to back as to support each other over a toilet and shit and the first person to drop a bomb stands up, leaving the looser to fall into the toilet bowl. The winner is then “Walker the Texas Ranger.”

My boy and I were at a party and had to shit, long story short I am now “Walker the Texas Ranger.”

Walker the Texas Ranger by BigDSwingin970 March 30, 2019

save the Texas prairie chicken 

What a button worn by Michael Nesmith in the late 1960s show “The Monkees” reads. This phrase is told to Micky Dolenz after he asks what is on Nesmith’s button.

Mike : Hey, that’s a groovy button, what does it say?
Micky : “Love is the ultimate trip.”
Mike : That’s a nice thought.
Micky : That’s a groovy button, what does it say?
Mike : “Save the Texas prairie chicken.”

save the Texas prairie chicken by daydream believer November 22, 2022

The Texas Twister 

The act of pouring red hot sauce on a bitches viginia then hate fuck until she crys.

After a session of golf, nick was pleased to know that his mom recieved the texas twister.

The Texas Twister by luke February 17, 2005

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

A large gangbang with several girls who all happen to be on their period.

Nothing beats joining in on the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre by cj04 July 2, 2005

the texas torture 

duck tape a person to a chair and feed them red meat until their arteries all burst from clogging

when someone is annoying the shit out of you and you are from texas, use the texas torture on them.

the texas torture by texgirl September 3, 2009

The Texas Tuxedo 

The act of having sexual relations with a woman so hard, her breasts implode. You then cover her in her own organs which begin to seep from the boob-wreckage and form a neat tuxedo-like blood-stain on her worthless body. You then proceed to run a train on a cow, with your woman in position B. (You>Girl>Cow)

The Texas Tuxedo is a doozy! Just ask your mother...
The funeral is in five days.

The Texas Tuxedo by Mediocre Ogre May 12, 2011

The Texan

When a dentist is doing a dental procedure and t-bags the patient during the procedure.

Oh that doctor just gave him the Texan.

The Texan by dds 1987 January 25, 2014