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the tung technique 

The tung technique is a peculiar way of giving a blow job that involves twirling one’s tongue around the tip of the penis.
Person 1: “ stacey gave me the weirdest blow job ever, she twirled her tongue around my dick in a very weird way.”

Person 2: “that is called the tung technique… did you like it?”

Person 1: “kinda”
the tung technique by Pat the fat February 18, 2023

The Badda Technique 

The act of heating your food with a BIC lighter
My ovens broken i guess i have to use The Badda Technique

The Wittbecker Technique 

The act of seducing young women with your Rust skills. This can be used to pick up girls of any age but is primarily used for Freshman women.
I just used The Wittbecker Technique on this girl and now we are dating.

on the ball technique 

it is a technique used in Halo 2 the game. It is when a male gets his testicles and plays with them on the controller.
Dude, you just got owned by the on the ball technique.
on the ball technique by ozzy20159 September 7, 2007

The Jhands technique 

When you are hitting it from behind then slip it in her butt.
Damn bro she is hot af you should try the Jhands Technique
The Jhands technique by Nikeman December 14, 2019

the hibernation technique 

when a young man places his nutta butta balls inside a nice inviting rectum, creating a warm environment for them during the winter. very similar to a squirrel hiding his nutts for the winter as well.
Gosh peter, its gonna be way too cold this winter for my nutts. Do you mind if i keep them warm in your rectum?

Good Lord! I think that damn squirrel just hid his nutts in my ass! Wait a minute...oh its just you Bob.