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The Handy Special 

The Handy Special is a Newbury Park legend, not a myth but fact. Commonly described as the ultimate pain of one’s popliteal, hammy, and calves. Lengend is told that The Handy Special is and only performed by BWH the legend himself, commonly performed with the grip end of a a driver with an extra stiff shaft, double armed swung directly to the back of one’s knee area. If one is a victim of The Handy Special should seek out medical attention immediately. If not treated will result in muscle failure, muscle decay, extreme foot fungus, ED, COPD, and tendency to change genders.
Oh my lord that kid is late to the van, he’s getting the Handy Special
“I wasn’t able to to produce offspring after that”
“First victim was Connor Phillpot”

The Striker Special 

Where you titan slam right in her twilight gap
Damn, Shaxx really gave her The Striker Special.

The Christmas Special 

When it is around Christmas time and the radio stations are playing Christmas music 24/7, get into your buddy's car when he is not paying attention. Tune the radio into a Christmas station and crank the music up and shut the radio off. Next time he goes to start his car, Christmas music will be screaming out his speakers. Also can be called "The Christmas Jingle", "The Holiday Spirit", or "Leaving Somebody Jumping for Joy"
The Christmas special should be used mainly on people who are sensitive to loud noises, or people who hate Christmas music. However, it can be used on anybody as a good practical joke.

The Gibson Special 

The Gibson Special is a highly advanced sexual maneuver requiring extreme flexibility. Almost certainly dreamt up by a posh twat at Oxford/Cambridge University it involved the man tucking his legs behind his head whilst anally penetrating his fair maiden. The lady involved straddles the not-so-gentleman whilst leaning forward. The man then then proceeds to rock backwards and forwards on his spine for a maximum of sixty seconds before sustaining long term lower back damage. Oral can occur simulatenously.

Girl: "Hey. You disgust me. I would never like you in a million years."

Boy: "Shush. Come over. I'll give you The Gibson Special"

Girl: "Ooo"

A more wonderful love story there has never been.
Come over, I'll give you The Gibson Special.

The Pier Special

The head stomp or more commonly referred to “the pier special” is a sequence of movements involving ones lower part of the body, including the soleus, the quad, and the metatarsals.
This guys being a flop lets give him the pier special.

The Colton Special

When a guy brings a girl into the community study room in a college dorm and proceeds to get a blowjob from said girl.
Last night he brought me back to his dorm common room and we did The Colton Special. It was crazy how he lasted only 30 seconds then came all over my face!