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The Hulk Smash 

The Hulk Smash is an epic sexual maneuver. When a man is having sex (or getting head, but it works much better when having sex, as it's easier to conceal the green paint), he stops, pulls out, and dips his dick in a can of green paint. He then goes over to the head of the bed and bellows, "HULK SMASH" while cock-slapping the girl, from left to right, across her face. He then yells, "HULK SMASH" a second time, cock-smacking her on the backswing. He then yells, "HULK SMASH" a third and final time, knocking the lamp off of the night table. He gets five bonus points for breaking her jaw, and wins if he breaks her neck.

Note: There is an optional beginning to the Hulk Smash, where when the man gets his erection, he may say, "Bruce Banner's getting angry!!!". However, this beginning is only recommended for experienced Hulk Smashers.
Norm was undefeated because no one ever survived his Hulk Smashes.
Norm was undefeated because no one ever survived the hulk smash he dealt out.
The Hulk Smash by The_Prophet December 15, 2008

The Volleyball Smash 

The act of fucking s girl on all fours from behind on any kind of hard surface, then swiping her arms out from underneath her and smashing her head against the hard surface while screaming "POINT SET MATCH!"
My girlfriend told me me to stop playing Call Of Duty, so I gave her The Volleyball Smash

Smash the Gammon 

the act of vaginal sex between a man and a woman.
I am going to smash the gammon out of my girlfriend tonight!
Smash the Gammon by sbeere December 9, 2008

smash the pan 

to have a right good SHIT.
jesus christ did you 'Smash The Pan'' son?
smash the pan by mr pimpernell October 28, 2013

Smash the Pearly Gates 

Smackun yo bitches teeth up with yer dickhead. Tombstone Tappin
She tried to talk but instead I chose to Smash the Pearly Gates with my indefatigable ram-rod.

smash the glass 

When you have finally had enough of a situation, people or a place of work and you realize that it's time to leave or retire before you do something drastic. You want to retire before you "smash the glass". Going peacefully on your own terms before you reach that breaking point where adrenaline and hulk like strength overcome you.
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I have to get the hell out of this place before I smash the glass!!
smash the glass by Garbal42 May 13, 2021