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Vincent the Sloth

This rare sloth was recently reclassified from the MEMS Zoo in southern New York as a a furry, head dandruff flaky, tubby lubby bum bum. This creature moves at a woping 1 mile per hour. His fecal infested feet (see Vinny drips definition) smell worse than your grandmothers sweaty vagina. He stares off into the distance waiting for his next big zit to appear. This animal lives off of lamb and what ever comes off of Joe Exoctics Walmart meat truck. Stay away from this creature, they are going extinct but do not have the capability of sexual intercourse due to to tub of lard covering its waste line. THIS ANIMAL IS VERY DANGEROUS TO WOMEN UNDER THE AGE OF 16
The next Joe Exoctic netflix series will be on Vincent the sloth

Sid The Sloth 

Usually called because they like ice age or like sid the sloth could also look like it!
Marko: You should watch your mouth blud
Stefan: You look like Sid The Sloth
Marko: I am Sid The Sloth!!!
Sid The Sloth by JebemTiMamu August 8, 2023

Sid The Sloth 

Noah looks like Sid The Sloth, and sounds like him too!
Person 1: Is that Sid the Sloth?
Person 2: Nah, that’s just Noah!
Sid The Sloth by Gangbang76 June 1, 2025

Sloth (the dance) 

A dance where you move so slowly that you become sloth like. It goes like this 1. Move real slow 2. Grab onto the nearest tree. 3. Now you are doing the sloth
Sloth (the dance) by sctso May 8, 2003

In The Slot 

The at ready position during cunnilingus.
Do you like going down on girls?
Yea I'm always taller than girls so I can usually get some nice handfuls of boob action while in the slot.

In the slot 

To be just the right amount of drunk or high, a state of mind
Let's get in the slot tonight boys

Let's get slotted
In the slot by Zinstagram August 20, 2017