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Capping the Pen 

Pregnant!? I thought I had been capping the pen!?
Capping the Pen by JnC1234 August 25, 2010

licking the pen 

making shit up as you go along, inflating the story with drama to make it sound more interesting. straight up lying.
she’s fucking licking the pen dude, there’s no way that happened.

Too many tups in the pen. 

over crouded by men compared to women
fuck me theres "Too many tups in the pen." lads, lets go to the next pub

From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king! Where’s my crown that’s my bling always trouble when I ring

The greatest literary lyrical ever wrote for a song.
Person 1: "From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king! Where’s my crown that’s my bling always trouble when I ring "
Person 2: "I don't know what song this is but I just got a goosebumps just from listening to it"

from the screen to the ring to the pen to the king 

I killed myself to this song
Guy 1: from the screen to the ring to the pen to the king

Guy 2: *kills himself*

From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king 

The infamous line from KSI's fire song "Thick of it". Thick of it is a song that everyone loves and it features PRIME 🤑🤑. Real sigmas drink prime and eat lunchly while listening to thick of it!!
DAD: GO TAKE A SHOWER!!

Timmy: *eating lunchly and drinking prime* From the screen to the ring to the pen to the king !!

DAD: I'm disowning you.