stone the crow 

the crow shows up to eat the dead. to stone the crow is to refuse to die

my wife left me and took the kids, i was fired from my job of sixteen years, and my rent is 2 months behind but I wont stone the crow

stone the crow by Pierre Eversham May 14, 2016

stone the crow 

Stone the crow(s): an exclamation of surprise and/or annoyance, similar to "Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle!" or "If that don't take the cake!" British. Famously said by Jim Broadbent upon winning Best Supporting Actor at the 74th Academy Awards. See OED under "stone" and "crow" for more. Also, phrases.org.uk .

‘Stone the crows!’ stormed Stanley.

Stone the crows, what's up, mate? Has Australia got the blues?

Cor stone the crows, he thought, this could go on till Christmas.

stone the crow by Artekka December 23, 2010

Feeding The Crow 

The act of doing nothing to keep yourself healthy or doing things that will bring you closer to death. (you know the crow is on your shoulder, but you feed it instead of fight it)

He's just feeding the crow by over dosing like that.

If you don't take the medicine the doctor gave to you for your heart condition you are feeding the crow.

Feeding The Crow by Trentd_c February 22, 2011

Stone the Crow 

To lash out at the evidence of your deathly state.

“Well, stone the crows!” Basically, “I am so dead and all that’s left to do is fight to keep the buzzards from eating my flesh”. To stone the crow is pointless, because a crow only attacks you if you are dead. (You can’t literally throw stones at it if you’re dead), but it’s like panicking about the future and directing your anger about your misfortune and imminent death out towards something as harmless as a bird just because it reminds you of your awful predicament. We should never stone the proverbial crow, even if we are practically dead already, died before or are dead inside. In other words “don’t trip on small things when you have bigger fish to fry”. Or “don’t curse your fate or it’ll curse you.”

The injured warrior stumbled into camp and an opportunistic mate yelled “stone the crow! You’re in bad shape.”

Stone the Crow by DRUsky September 11, 2023

The Way the Crow Flies 

A novel written by Ann-Marie MacDonald, often recommended in grade 12 English classes. Whatever you do, DO NOT READ IT. It's 400 pages of boring, followed by 400 pages of pure trauma-inducing scenarios.

"Bro, have you read The Way the Crow Flies for class yet?"

"Haven't you heard? That book's terrifying! No way I'm reading it."

The Way the Crow Flies by Gilsin September 16, 2021

The Angrier the Crow... 

Truncation of the folksy saying: The Angrier the Crow, the Sharper the Beak.

Used when an action has a consequence that is obvious.

"Napoleon has fallen, he tried to invade Russia in the winter"
"Well the angrier the crow..."

The Angrier the Crow... by crandon_the_original October 7, 2024

The Black Crow 

During a threesome with 2 women, the 2 women will be doggystyle next to each other. You will lube up the outside of their thighs. While fingerblasting both of them from the back, you thrust your penis in between both of their thighs. When you're about to cum, you flap your arms like a bird while slapping both of their asses at the same time, exclaiming CA-CAAW CA-CAAW while you nut on their backs.

Amber and Melissa wanted to go out for chicken after they got The Black Crow experience last night.

The Black Crow by Mr.Chute January 31, 2022