The Chris Cycle 

A philosophical concept created by Ryn Ramz in an effort to explain the arguing methods of Chris Sanchez. The cycle can be dissolved down to this:
1. Make an argument
2. Get Proven Wrong.
3. Say "no"
4. Say "but..." and then present a new argument or arbitrary fact.
5. Repeat
Not to be confused with the historical revisionist concept of The Keegan Cycle invented in an attempt to defame keegan by the notorious Chris Sanchez.

"Traps are not gay."
"No.... Jesus was a vegetable"
"You're just using the Chris Cycle!"

The Chris Cycle by HighlyFunctionalAutism October 18, 2018

The Chris G legacy 

The Chris and his legacy has been strived from his birth and has been scribed by a higher power, and its prophecies only preaching the truth. The Chris G Legacy is not just a Legacy but a religion for all the fallen soldier as the streets quote on quote will never forget the acts of the Chrippler

x2 + the Chris - Jess peake - effort = The Chris G Legacy

The Chris G legacy by The Chripler November 1, 2022

The Chris Effect 

The "Chris" Effect, where someone gives off the impression that they hate something or someone with a passion, but in reality, they have a deep affection or love for the aforementioned

A guy I know plays this game for many hours almost every day, but he always talks about how much he hates the game, as he continues to play it. I think he has a case of The Chris Effect

The Chris Effect by JoeModest July 10, 2025

The Chris Ben0it

A carefully curated pre-flight cocktail consisting of a Xanax, a hydrocodone, and a Jack and Diet Coke. Taken 45 minutes before boarding to ensure you don’t care about turbulence, crying babies, or the fact that your seat doesn’t recline.

Side effects include sudden patience, emotional detachment, and the belief that every landing was “actually pretty smooth.

• “He said he was ‘fine to fly’ but ordered a Jack and Diet Coke at 7 a.m. That’s when I knew the Chris Ben0it was in play”

• “I don’t remember takeoff, turbulence, or landing. All I know is I used the Chris Ben0it and now I’m at baggage claim holding a pretzel.”

The Chris Ben0it by The Rabid Wolverine. December 19, 2025

Chris the Dread 

An dude that just chills on his couch in the middle of the night. He also likes to bully people for internet validation

Yo I was in the Astra Memecus Discord and had a conversation with THE Chris the Dread

Chris the Dread by : ) guess who November 28, 2021

chris the faggot 

A big ass faggot called chris

Chris the faggot is big and round.

chris the faggot by yonut123 August 15, 2017

The real Chris Gray 

Laid back Schizophrenic dudes who are the fountain of all wisdom to their friends, and a source of frustration to their enemies because they just don't care. Available for contracts, problems solved, dragons slain, roof slates replaced, krakens turned to stone, moons jumped over, donkeys made to walk backwards. No job too big or small, as long as you don't mind it not getting done.

Write what you like about The real Chris Gray spoonheads no-one cares, unless you have a complaint about our service, in which case only you care, but one is better than none.

The real Chris Gray by The Big G June 21, 2004