Well doesn't that just take the biscuit. 

A phrase used in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxyseries.
A mild expression of astonishment, similar in meaning to "Well, that's interesting" or "Well DAMN!", but far far more amusing.

X: Hey Y, did you hear?
Y: What?
X: They're actually going to enforce the dress code now.
Y: *pauses* ...well doesn't that just take the biscuit.

Well doesn't that just take the biscuit. by ~tenuto~ November 16, 2004

risk it for the biscuit 

Simply, you are willing to risk the consequences to get whatever reward you are after

Jill: Aren't you allergic to to that? Why are you eating it?
Jack: It's good so I'm gonna risk it for the biscuit.

risk it for the biscuit by GeorgeAlice October 21, 2015

Come on the Biscuit 

A masturbation party game where male contestants masturbate furiously to avoid being the last to come on the biscuit. With the last past the post having the forfeit of consuming the biscuit.

Fucking hell, I've never been that sick since my last defeat in Come on the Biscuit.

Come on the Biscuit by Big Bad Gaz October 10, 2003

fuck the biscuit 

v. essentially, a different way to word; to fuck up.

"Dude you're putting those Tetris blocks in the wrong place! You're completely fucking the biscuit!"

"I fucked the biscuit cause I didn't do my homework"

"You didn't study for the test!? Oh crap, hope you don't don't fuck the biscuit!"

fuck the biscuit by MMjr March 27, 2009

drop the biscuit 

phrase
1. The act of letting someone down.
2. Actually dropping a biscuit.

"Man, you always drop the biscuit. What's going on?"

drop the biscuit by bobbyDROP_tables May 7, 2008

Dropping the biscuit 

Refers to when a man or women tells someone a horrible piece of news, then follows by saying something extremely positive.

Bill: *walks into room*

Jill: Oh hey!

Bill: You know Michael Jackson just died.

Jill: Oh my! That was quite a way to start dropping the biscuit!

Bill: Wow! that lipstick rules!

Dropping the biscuit by Tifonbarniy August 22, 2009

Milk the biscuit 

Group stand around a biscuit and wank over it, last one to cum has to eat it.

Lets go play milk the biscuit

Milk the biscuit by tnggeer June 27, 2018