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cock teaser

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A female who gives a male friend the impression that she likes him, when all she's really doing is playing with his mind.
by You KNOW it! May 18, 2004
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Buck Teaser

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The Buck Teaser is derived from teaser lures in deep sea fishing. Upon entering a pool filled with women, shorts are dropped and the cock and balls are slapped up and down as bait to lure in the trophy slut. Once you have their attention, the predator repeatedly yells BUCK TEASER until the prize takes the bait with her mouth or hand.
Lenny Dubs, an avid slut fisherman, hauled in 110 pound blonde spinner at Seacrets Saturday night, hooked with a vicious Buck Teaser. Subsequently she was bagged, tagged, and mounted on the wall of fame.
by Mac Handy July 24, 2017
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hose teaser

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female based humans who "tease the hose"

FROM THE MOVIE GROWN UPS
High pitched voiced man: I'm from SASKATCHETOOOOON!!!

ladies laugh

Man: HOSE TEASERS
by SaNdMaN2438934 July 13, 2011
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Eve-Teaser

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Neandrathals who think yelling obscene things at unfamiliar girls is flattering. Usually they quit if the girl gives them a tight slap or if they spy the girl's male family members.
I broke that eve-teaser's jaw this morning! Saale ke ghar mein maa, behen nahi hain?!?!
by bittersweetchocolate April 12, 2011
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cunt teaser

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The male opposite of a cock tease. These men will do anyting to get you off, but when you want to fuck them, they'll say no with some lame excuse about being married or something.
"I met the hottest guy last night at the club! We've been dancing and flirting all night and when I was so wet that I wanted him right there and then, he told me he had to go home to his wife"

"What a cunt teaser"
by A man May 13, 2005
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Texas Teaser

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When a guy goes for the Canal Of Love and get stricly sewage, the man has to zip that shit up and leave.
Bubba goes for the munch and gets a serious case of cottage cheese, stops himself, removes his face, and gets his ass outa that place.
by Ryan C. April 17, 2003
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chode teaser

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Pressing on the chode right before male ejaculation prolonging orgasm and increasing pleasure!
Right before Mr. Big came, Mrs. Big gave Mr Big a chode teaser!
by SJ&K w/help from Dr. T November 6, 2006
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