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stairway in a grandfather clock 

A total upset. One of the biggest surprises you've seen in a long time. Like discovering Ma'am and George had a secret passage to upstairs for Webster, hidden away inside a faux grandfather clock.
"Wait a second. So you're telling me Ivy is a dude???"

"I slid off her pants and...fuck. I think I'm going to be sick again."

"She didn't have a bulge or anything?"

"Nope. Like a fucking stairway in a grandfather clock...ugh...I'm going to hurl again."

Stairway Marking 

A method of marking assignments in which the marker throws said assignments down a set of stairs and marks them according to the distance travelled.
"These need to be completed by tomorrow, and it's nearly time to sleep. Time to use the stairway marking method!'
-Teacher
Stairway Marking by Base Kadaver November 7, 2010

Stairway to Heaven 

A song by Led Zeppelin that was in their fourth album Led Zeppelin IV. It's really epic!

OUR "MUSIC" WILL FUCKING NEVER, EVER, MAKE A SONG THIS EPIC!!!

Voted to have the best guitar solo by guitar world. And the 31st(shouldn't it be higher?) best song by Rolling Stones. Also is the most played and requested song on the radio

If you hate this song you either:
a)have bad taste in music
b)are a faggot
c)you have a small ****
d)you listen to pop
e)ALL OF THE ABOVE
Does anybody remember laughter?-Robert Plant, Stairway to Heaven Live at Madison Square Garden

stairway to heaven 

The classic rock song that defines classic rock songs. I have mixed feelings on it. It is indeed a beautiful and nice song, butI prefer more energetic Zepplin songs such as "Over the hills and far away", and "Moby Dick." I also think that the reason so many people think it's the greatest song ever is because of the new millenium generation that pretends Pink Floyd and Led Zepplin are their favorite bands because it will get them laid, and these people don't know any other songs by them. I for one, think No Quarter is a much better and more meaningful son, even though I have no idea what it means.

stairway to heaven 

Stariway to Heaven is the bestest tune ever.

Stairway to Heaven 

The song that unarguably proved that led zeppelin is better than Van Halen. Jimmy Page is God. Eddie Van Halen said Jimmy Page is God. The guitar solo at the end of the song is some of the best guitar work known to man; the only thing you can even begin to compare his shit to is Clapton and Hendrix...
some whiny, wanna be a rockstar, guitar hero playing bish:
"Man, I can play Guitar like Jimmy Paige! Stairway to Heaven doesn't have anything on my awesome riffs!"

Me: "If you could play guitar like Jimmy Paige, you would be famous and people would have fucking shrines to your honor in their house. And you wouldn't talk so much shit."