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Soviet Turkey Gobbler 

the act of watching hockey with a russian girl or any girl who is or who's family is from the former Soviet Union, pulling out a large turkey leg beating it with her until she is unconscious then proceeding to eat her out while yelling *gobble gobble gobble*
Guy #1: BRUH I just gave that fine russian piece of meat a mean Soviet Turkey Gobbler she never even knew what hit her!!

Guy#2: Niiiiiiiice job bruh!!
Soviet Turkey Gobbler by jim567483 December 26, 2011

Soviet Isistan 

Unrecognized state created by radical chechen jihadists which decided how nice it would be if it would be legal to keep slaves, commit rape on a daily basis, chop people you disagree heads off and toss homosexuals from rooftops. Rest of the world, including Chechnya itself didn't understood this idea and began bombing the hell outta them for some reason.
Again mass media channels showing this Soviet Isistan propaganda, ffs i took enormous effort to lift my hand a press button on my remote control to watch Game of Thrones porn and assasinations, not some caucasian weirdos porn and assasinations.
Soviet Isistan by 32121 July 23, 2016

Soviet Bus Stop 

A sexual act where you bring a man close to climax and then press an ice-cube tray to his penis and it becomes frozen like Ralphie's tongue in A Christmas Story.
Janine surprised Tom with a Soviet Bus Stop and it was incredibly painful, but he still managed to finish.
Soviet Bus Stop by Empty21 January 1, 2021

Soviet Utah 

1. Alternative names: State of Confusion, Last Remaining Communist Satellite.

2. Designates the attitudes of the State of Utah.

3. A phrase referring to a socialist entity bordering on a dictatorship.

4. A state where it is hard to separate church and state.
1. I hate this place! You can't buy beer on Sundays! I hate Soviet Utah!

2. The ruling class in the state haven't separated church law and state law and have made this place into Soviet Utah.
Soviet Utah by Otto Roberts April 21, 2007

soviet_slati

a girl who is amazing! Absolutely stunning! Posts good content, and everyone's favorite tiktoker! Just- MWAH!
Person A: "hey bro do you follow soviet_slati?"
Person B: "of course bro, she's everyone's favorite tiktoker!"
soviet_slati by remmyreuged March 9, 2021

Soviet Russia 

A beautiful place full of communism. Everything here is backwards
In Russian accent: "in soviet russia, you do not kill communists, COMMUNISTS KILL YOU!"
Soviet Russia by Starkasm March 11, 2015