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Smurfing - The act of replacing enough nouns and verbs in everyday speech with variations of the word smurf as appropriate as to make your speech barely understandable.
"And, above all, I will ask you to join in the work of re-Smurfing this nation, the only way it's been Smurfed in Smurf for 221 years - smurf by smurf, smurf by smurf, smurfed smurf by smurfed smurf."
Smurfing by Percy Bean February 23, 2009
To choke ones self while masturbating to achieve an amazing orgasm
Phil:wanna hang out

Tim: Nope im gonna be smurfing tonight in a batman suit
Smurfing by imadeitupjacob March 23, 2010
Having loud, unprotected sex in a public toilet. Followed by a hand job on the way home in the back of the car, only to forget about the rear view mirror and finding out that the driver could see all of your antics.
Boy 1: Man i got totally smurfed last night, bad times.
Boy 2: We all heard you smurfing! But i got smurfed way better than you last week. Smurf-tastic!!
Smurfing by BetterThanBefore October 23, 2009
the act of snorting crushed up blue adderall pills, which often leave the user with blue rings around their nose and blue snot
Dude A: Yo, you got some blue shit on your nose. Have you been smurfing?
smurfing by lexxilynxx June 24, 2014
When a girl goes down on one guy then makes out with another guy right after.
Did you hear about Chante' smurfing Justin last night?
Smurfing by WeekendWarrior22 June 16, 2010
A shuffling gait characterized by small, slow steps due to being under the inlfuence of alcohol or certain drugs.
"Yo, you smurfing! What did you take?"
smurfing by Tonya P (blondton13) August 17, 2007