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Sausagised 

1: when under the influence of most downer drugs your eyes become sunken and makes your eyes look they have sausages above and below them. eyelid bags.

2: to be too high as if you've been shot with a high lazer to make you think you're a sausage
1: "oh man my eyes look like their surrounded by a buncha sausages"

2: "man i'm too Sausagised to go to work right now"
Sausagised by Heroin Joe February 17, 2009
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The practice of raising animals for the sole purpose of getting hit by vehicles.

Originating from the Bakken oilfield on the Fort Berthold Indian Reservation using horses and cattle.

Having control of he court system and with an ample supply of trucks, cows and horses are fenced onto a highway where they will ultimately be hit. With the truck damaged and disabled, tribal police will issue a summons to the driver. The driver will be subsequently sued for 5-10x the value of the animal hit, with the rancher claiming damages for all 'potential offspring' the animal may have provided.
"Be careful on that road, there is lots of savaging going on at the far end."

"Why sell horse, when you can savage it for more money."

"Heap big iron water buffalo kill horse. I poor salt on roadway during rainy night, that is how savaging done right way."
Savaging by Bodacious Brian September 15, 2022

Saisacing 

Saiascing: the act of smothering baby birds by sitting on them on a gaming chair.
"Jhon, have you been saisacing"
"NO, WHAT THE HELL DAVE"
Saisacing by JonathanSpears February 24, 2024

sampaging 

when the unlovable fucktard in your group named Sam starts to rampage and lash out out for no reason. usually because he realizes he is a huge faggot.
God please save us, he's sampaging!
sampaging by gleeble March 26, 2024