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selling cats 

Did you see that birdman over there? He was selling cats!!
selling cats by sameopet January 21, 2013
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Salting the Beaver 

The act of a man ejaculating onto a woman's vagina.
Salting the Beaver: "Last night Tyler salted Krysta's beaver."

Sailing the Seas of Cheese 

The phrase "Sailing the Seas of Cheese" means that the speaker is experiencing great personal change. The Seas of Cheese is an album made by "Primus" in 1991. The album's title is referenced throughout the album, and referenced in many albums after this ones release.
David: "Hey Lauren! We miss you back home! How's Chicago treating you?"
Lauren: "David. David I'm not good. I'm Sailing the Seas of Cheese right now..."
David: "What? Oh Lauren what happened? Are you-"
Lauren: "I had to drop out of school Dave. Mark left me a-and, I have to dance to pay the bills and..."

Selling wolf tickets 

Talkin s***. Writing checks your ass can't cash?!
Are you going to show me a fade or are you just selling wolf tickets?

selling hotdogs 

When one ventures in public with their zipper down. Though geared towards males, the term can be applied to either gender.
Hey dude, you have a license to sell hotdogs? No? Then zip your fly up, bro.

smooth sailing 

easy going, an unbumpy ride into the future.
"I've finally got that out of the way". "Well, now it's smooth sailing from here"
smooth sailing by shortanstuff February 6, 2009