remastered 

A sophisticated way of saying "we just cranked up the volume to death". Ever since the mid-1990s, music industry has been constantly increasing volumes of music to appeal to low-quality device users(eg. iPod) to trick they are listening to the improve version of the recording which, in reality, has been simply brickwalled.

-why does this copy of Nevermind sound so loud???
-cause you bought the remastered copy idiot

remastered by any road November 21, 2016

cock in the cash register 

When the owner of an establishment, usually a restaurant or bar, uses/abuses their position as owner and has sex with their employees or customers.

Jeff: "Who's that dude molesting the bartender?"
Pete: "That's Greg, the owner of the hotel."
Jeff: "What, that fucker, shit he has his cock in the cash register."
Pete: "Damn right dude, you gotta be careful with that shit, some bitch is gonna come along and scream sexual harrasment and slam that register door right on his pecker."
Jeff: "No shit, that is going to hurt his johnson and his wallet."
Pete: "True dat."

cock in the cash register by Pete Dick January 19, 2008

whistle register 

The highest register of the human voice. A note properly sung in this register can, in fact, shatter glass.

The whistle register is very rarely used in music, mostly because the ability to hold a pitch in the whistle register is itself very rare. However, singers who can reach these notes do have a few special privileges. Only a whistle-register singer may play the Queen of the Night in Mozart's Die Zauberflote.

Two very famous whistle register singers are Mariah Carey and Sarah Brightman.

whistle register by Pitti-Sing June 23, 2006

Cash register 

A rich chick or a chick with a rich daddy.

Justin V: I put my cock in a cash register on the weekend.

Chris A: What's a cash register?

Justin V: A very wealthy chick.

Cash register by Stirlingww January 13, 2010

register jockey 

The ONE worker who, in a fast food resteraunt, ALWAYS stands at the cash register. A very pathetic attempt at trying to look busy, while other do the REAL work.

register jockey: Dude, we busted out like 45 subs that hour!!!

Co-worker: NO, I busted out like 45 subs that hour...you only played register jockey!!

register jockey by MIT ckc May 6, 2008

Register Rage 

Noun. The barely-contained fury that swells up within you while waiting in line at Wal-Mart, Walgreens, Publix, etc. when some dumbass decides to use all their partial foodstamp checks to buy 80 different items.

I just had some serious Register Rage at Wal-Mart....why do foodstamp people take so long for chrissake???

Register Rage by Danger Truelove September 17, 2012

Register Clot 

A person who continues shopping even though they have reached the cash register. They order cigarette cartons that are located in distant locked cabinets, paruse the lottery gaming options available to them, or wait for loved ones who are still retrieving that one can of refried beans that they forgot to pick up during their normal shopping rounds.

(husband & wife on cell phone)
Her: "Honey, are you on your way back from the market yet?"
Him: "I should be, but some damned Register Clot is still deciding if they should buy the chunky or the creamy peanut butter".

Register Clot by Russell H December 26, 2008