praise and blaze

Rolling and smoking a joint made from any preferred holy book ie. Bible, Qu'ran, Torah, etc.

Stoner 1 "Hey bro I ran out of rolling paper. What should we do?"

Stoner 2 "Ahh dude we should praise and blaze. It's what the Good Lord would want!"

praise and blaze by Wildcats86 February 6, 2015

Prairie-Masker 

A Prairie-Masker is when a girl gives a blowjob while she has an Alka-seltzer tablet and some water in her mouth.

The definition was coined abord U.S Naval submarines, named after the Prairie-Masker anti-sonar detection device employed by submarines. The Prairie-Masker anti-sonar system works, in a nutshell, by creating a barrier of bubbles around the ship thus reducing noise and detection by hostile sonar devices.

Jake: "Hey Greg, how was shore leave?"

Greg: "Not bad, I got a local girl to give me a Prairie-masker."

Prairie-Masker by Waine Ker December 24, 2012

Prairie Squid 

A free-range cephalopod used by Subgenius acolytes in the pursuit of ultimate Slack through the expression of their oozquirt laden glands. Natural emitters of F-Rays, these offspring of Cthulhu are prized by the Overmen and Overwomen all around the world for their hedonistic sexual expression.

Normals are unindoctrinated to this world and must not be privy to the sensual powers of the Prairie Squid, as it will cause them to be obsessed to the people of a full collapse of their personal and professional lives.

At the last X-Day Devival, several Doktors passed around a Prairie Squid until the chafing got too intense.

Prairie Squid by Taum September 4, 2017

Praise The Sun 

When you raise your hands pointing to the sun

Let's just Praise the sun for a moment and thank it

Praise The Sun by Gustetas November 8, 2019

Wyoming Prairie Dog 

A sexual position that involves two females and a male. The first female gets in a four point stance while the second lays on her back so asses touch. The male then has the opportunity to pop in and out from 4 holes, just like a praire dog.

Remember that time you got your girlfriend and her best friend were so drunk you ran a "Wyoming Prairie Dog" on them

Yeah, that was awesome but we're broke up now...

Wyoming Prairie Dog by Augie Style May 19, 2010

prairie fire 

Shot of tequila with several drops of tabasco sauce.

"I'm really congested, bartender, whaddaya recommend?"
"A prairie fire or two - open ya right up."

prairie fire by Kristi and Jason January 20, 2005

Oak Prairie 

A great ass school with some shitty people but mostly good ones. Some pretty terrible teachers, but then again some are pretty amazing. The other definitions are bull shit. Homer is just a bunch of fucking petty people, so like no thanks. The majority of the girls are pretty bad, but, eh, there's some good ones. The guys aren't the best.

Oak Prairie is more real than the petty bull shit at Homer Junior High.

Oak Prairie by LittleBitTiny February 27, 2017