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Post-Hardcore Kid 

Self righteous, ray ban wearing, hair slicking, elitists in a music scene, who see themselves as superior to everyone around them. Generally, they don't play in bands, or if they did it was several years ago and they are resting on the laurels of their mediocre success. See everyone around them as inferior and fake, despite the likelihood that the people they are targeting are more genuine than the Post-Hardcore Kid. The kind of pompous shit heads that taint music scenes.
Post-Hardcore Kid:

You don't like (insert band here) you're a fucking poser

Kid:

Uh ok

post hardcore 

post hardcore, is what hardcore becomes when all the emo and core and power pop artist get together and "mix it up" and make a sound that is more varying
post hardcore is pretty mucha combanation of what all the ska bands aren't

post hardcore by Knick O'Connor February 11, 2006

post hardcore 

The most ridicolous genre of music ever, which the world would probably be a much better place without. Originaly used in the 80s as a term for side-projects or 2nd bands of ex-members of well known hardcore bands, it has now become a stupid new fad defining a genre of music which has already been defined millions of times as pop punk, emo, hardcore, fattycore, etc.
A: Hey you want a bacon sandwhich?
B: Bacon sandwhich? wtfzzz, it's all about corned beef now yo.

Replace Bacon sandwhich with emo, and corned beef with post hardcore.

You get ma drift?
post hardcore by Mr. Lady December 13, 2008

post hardcore 

It all starts with punk rock, see, and rock 'n roll. From rock 'n roll spawned a style of music called "hard rock" which is basically rock 'n roll but deeper. When hard rock is blended with punk rock, we get hardcore rock which essentially pre-emo punk rock with heavier rhythms. Also spawning from rock 'n roll and classical music we get metal. Now, when we blend hardcore with metal, we get "metalcore" which is hardcore but with harmony elements and the occassional guitar solo. Now it gets complicated. When we blend hard rock with metal, we get thrash metal. If we take thrash metal, add some more emo and myspace, and blend it with hardcore rock, we get "post hardcore" which can very very easily be confused with screamo. The main difference between post hardcore and screamo is that in post hardcore, the singer still "sings" but doesn't go into a crying fit at some point during the song. Now, there is one more style that is left un-discussed. A style called "hXc'mo" (prounounced "aytch ex see mo". I'm not quite sure, but I think that hXc'mo is the product of blending screamo and post hardcore...that's the only logical way I can figure this shit out.
Classifying post hardcore and all these different music genres was a real bitch.
post hardcore by Sceir July 26, 2008

post-hardcore 

The feeling you get after watching hardcore porn. You feel awesome but in a really dirty way.
Bill: You alright?
Ted: Yeah I feel post-hardcore mate. I just twated a 15 year old emo kid.

Ed: Dude check that chick over there
Jay: She's 14
Ed: Post-Hardcore.

post hardcore 

Think Every Time I Die. Combine with an angry Dashboard Confessional, and you're pretty much there.

It's watered down hardcore, okay? IT'S NOT HARD TO UNDERSTAND.
Girl: Sup what music is this?
Boy: Why, it's post hardcore.
post hardcore by x___kim June 9, 2005