awesome opossum

Awesome to a higher degree.

Person 1: Today, I bought a brand new laptop!
Person 2: Awesome opossum!

awesome opossum by deliafcipe July 2, 2009

Muck Opossum

An unattractive male of shady character found usually in a bar or at a party sexually harrassing every female. Male equivelant of a "swamp donkey".

Ew. You are a muck opossum.

Muck Opossum by Tanya24 February 8, 2009

Twat Opossum 

a twat that loooks so f*ed up that it looks like a opossum

also used as an insult

hey, fred!

Hey twat opossum

Twat Opossum by aj wellman February 22, 2010

Swamp Opossum

Slang; used to describe one of the fattest asses one has ever seen.

Jee willikers... look at the swamp opossum on her...

Swamp Opossum by Tomkittycat February 6, 2020

Rusty opossum 

Rusty opossum, a person who can be… strict!! But also a normal person, unless you count the minion obsession. Rusty opossum is an online persona of a gay guy, their nickname could be Mel, poopsykins, or another name. After all, Rusty opossum does not exist. Rusty opossum is just an online persona. Rusty opossum is a friend of yours.

Lilly: OMG THER GOES RUSTY OPOSSUM!
Ted: smh they’re so mean…

Rusty opossum by Zyxlot May 1, 2022

Happier than a opossum in a turned over trash can.

Super excited. Exuberant.

When April saw Josh's meaty German Sausage, she was happier than a opossum in a turned over trash can.

Happier than a opossum in a turned over trash can. by AprilsBoyToy September 22, 2011

hood opossum 

noun= a word used to describe promiscuous women who are more sexual than hoodrats. Since opossums are sneaky, night animals, so are hood opossums. Since opossums play dead, so do hood opossums by trying to be lowkey.

Man, I thought that girl was a straight hoodrat, but when I got her in bed, she was a hood opossum.

hood opossum by amabeezy March 3, 2011