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what you on 

basically asking what you are about to get your self in to
Man i'm about to be on some freaky type shit
thats what you on
what you on by Te-Te Baby September 23, 2006

Guess What's On My Shoulder?

A game you play with a female of interest to break the ice. It involves walking up behind the girl while she is seated, pulling your peens out and setting it on her shoulder. When she turns around in disgust, you should look at her with total confidence and say "That's right."
Matthew: Dude, I went for it. I went over to Ashley's cubicle and played Guess What's On My Shoulder?

Adam: Super Sweet. Did it work?

Matthew: No, she hit me.

what goes on

1. a stand alone phrase used as a salutation, normally asked as a rhetorical question.
2. a question that seeks to understand a persons current condition (e.g., mood, plans of action, current actions)
3. what's up?
1. The friend said, "What goes on?" when he arrived at the door of the man he would soon fellate.
2. What goes on, Buddy?
3. After hearing the news, he arrived at his friend's house, approaching the door he asked, "What goes on?"
what goes on by Fuckmyname May 15, 2007

What's on my mind 

A thing a girl says when she really wants to tell you something important, but wants you to work it out for yourself. Obviously most men are mind readers so it all works out fine.
Girl: Can you tell what's on my mind?

Guy: Yes, lets go and do it right now.

Girl: Wow, you're so gorgeous and amazing.
What's on my mind by Not Nev April 10, 2013

what's on and poppin'?

What's up..what's goin on?
1: Yo, Hompie, what's poppin?
2: Nuttin much, G Slice.

What's on tap? 

What's going on?
What's on tap? by Shane'sworlds August 21, 2016