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Peter is in denial and can’t come to grips with the fact he suffers from obesity
Obesity by Rhauxd July 29, 2023
You've been diagnosed with obesity
Obesity by cjster November 1, 2025

Obesity Lumps 

Obesity lumps are chungus swells and lumps and they make you go very g-fuel like and give you great roast ideas, or can be very good in general.
“That song is very obesity lumps.”
Or “That guy has obesity lumps.”

Obesity Cakes 

A stack of pancakes doused in about a pint of syrup and covered in butter, usually consumed for breakfast.
Man, I really need to sleep off those obesity cakes I ate at the pancake house.
Obesity Cakes by Easy P March 18, 2004

Obesity Scale

The JL Obesity Scale (thx John)

Category 1: Slightly overweight with between 0 and 3 rolls

Category 2: Obviously larger than most but not yet considered hopeless

Category 3: The first level of obesity, usually charactorized by a constant hunger for fatty foods

Category 4: Probably the largest person you know, but there are bigger. If you get between them and food...its over.

Category 5: One of the top 15 most obese people in the State, charactorized by empty vending machines and several pizza boxes in their locker. These people are known to be extremely dangerous and we encourage you not to feed them.

Category 6: The most easily recognized of all overweights, charactorized by clogged arteries, a blanket over your face, and several people trying to revive you. Also are commonly known to have custom made coffins to fit their obeseness
Hey guys sorry to interupt your flight but we have to make room in the isles for the category 6.
Obesity Scale by A-Mac, JL November 11, 2004

Obesity Detective 

People who study how people got fat. They then analyze other details like if they will continue to get fat, or if they will lose it, or were most of their fat goes.
Obesity Detective1- "Well she gained three chins over the summer"

Obesity Detective 2- "She probably ate a lot and never got her now huge ass any exercise."