Canadian Nightcrawler 

When your girl is deep asleep and you wake her by inserting a rooter and spinning it at full speed.

My wife was pissed when woken by the feel of a Canadian Nightcrawler with the same tool I clean the drains with.

Canadian Nightcrawler by Sea Lawyer February 11, 2019

nightcrawler 

When someone sober (usually a guy) crawls a bar looking for the drunkest girl he can find to take home and fornicate. Orginates in New Jersey

Joe: Did you hear about Seth?

Me: No, what happened?

Joe: That kid was such a nightcrawler at the bar last night but the girl he took home ended up fucking some other dude.

Me: He's a tool.

nightcrawler by Pimp on a Stick August 28, 2007

NightCrawler 

A kinky optional sexual act that can be performed while engaging in the act of Fellatio blowjob. While the giving partner male or female is sucking the receivers cock they stop half way down the shaft and grip lightly with their teeth. Then they begin tugging upward as to immitate a bird pulling a worm from the ground. This can be painfull if not performed correctly , at the same time quite enjoyable. Especially if the NightCrawler if being performed at the time of ejaculation.

Hoss says; damn Dave you need to get that side tooth shaved down a bit, you scraped the side of my cock while perfoming the nightcrawler last night.

Dave says; Didn't seem to bother you last night when you spunked your load down my throat and across my face bitch !!

Hoss says; hey now friend , no reason to get all upset. Come on over here and see if you can kiss it and make it better my little Niggarski friend !

Dave says; copy that big boy ! one nightcrawler cumming up!!

NightCrawler by DanThrax69 December 19, 2006

nightcrawler 

male sex organ (penis)

My nightcrawler is craving some action.

nightcrawler by BJ December 16, 2003

nightcrawler 

A Kinky sex act that can only done while perfoming oral sex on a male , AKA : Fellatio.
As your partner is performing the act of Fellatio he / or she stops half way up the shaft of the penis and lightly grasp's it with their teeth and beginning tugging up and down on it as though they are a bird trying to pull a worm from the ground. Can be slightly painfull as well and enjoyable, especially when performed at the exact moment of ejaculation.

Hoss says; Damn Dave , you need to go to the dentist and get that fucking bicuspid ground down a bit, your ripping me up every time you give me the NightCrawler

Dave says; Didn't seem to bother you last night when you got to spunk down my throat now did it bitch !

Hoss says; Come on now , no reason to be a niggarski, get over here baby and give me another nightcrawler you little slut.

nightcrawler by DanThrax69 December 19, 2006

Nightcrawler 

Official ASFPOR "Best Information Teller Currently Here" (or BITCH for short). Often found on Usenet, spouting obscurities and absurdities.

Nightcrawler is the official BITCH of usenet.

Nightcrawler by RFM March 31, 2005

nightcrawler 

a person who roams at night
often alone, but sometiems accompanied by 1 jersey kevin, or 1 trombone player
-often spotted wandering Purdue University after dark. once glimpsed as far away as the Burger King on south street.

also, one who enteres definitions into the urban dictionary that usually contain at least one typo.

see "presidency, the" and "douchebag"

nightcrawler by nightcrawler March 11, 2005