muss up my hair 

To "attack" sexually.

Girl, when I come over are you going to muss up my hair?

muss up my hair by Falconcc_24 October 12, 2008

Muss Buss 

Greek: a reference to using too many pharmaceutical drugs.

Bill, I think Brent pulled a muss buss and slept for 19 hours of our trip to Flordia.

Muss Buss by SD303 February 7, 2010

Muss bus 

trying to pick up a girl whose teeth are so bad that even the dentist turns her away because they are that bad.

Billybob- Is that brent again pulling a Muss Bus and going after THAT girl. Even the dentist can't help her

Muss bus by bixler299 February 5, 2010

muss-staff-a-hajji 

A stupid dirty moustache

"goddamn, what is that fuckin muss-staff-a-hajji on ya top lip?"

muss-staff-a-hajji by J Shizle May 13, 2005

Muss los

Muss los is a german word who is used to say when you see/do something crazy. It means "have to go".

*Sees a flying Dog
Me: Bruder muss los

Muss los by LarryLobsterStoleMyFuckingCar November 15, 2019

Muss puss 

Muss puss the description of a stinky enlarged clit.

“Damn bro I had to leave she had a muss puss”

“She needs to clean that shit”

Muss puss by Mussypussy July 16, 2021

no muss, no fuss 

no mess, no trouble

He's a no muss, no fuss kinda guy. he takes no bullshit.

no muss, no fuss by 123baba123 October 18, 2011