missile shiner 

A person who says they’d join the military but they can’t because of some bullshit excuse

John is a missile shiner he said he can’t enlist because of his small penis

missile shiner by Kody_6226 September 8, 2020

Missile Sponge 

A ship, a Revenue Director or a Peer who attracts attention in such a way that helps you avoid it.

"Grant was a real missile sponge in that last "Quality call", thank god for that guy"
" The aircraft carrier is the target, but the frigate is the missile sponge"

Missile Sponge by YoloRoc August 25, 2023

missles 

To miss someone greatly. Typically in reference to a loved one.

baby, i missles you.

i missles you too honey

missles by Xie Yiping March 27, 2008

Ass Missles 

violent and painful poop with spherical that comes out of the anus at high rates of speed with a backsplash guaranteed to clear the anus of any remaining poop residue

Alec: I'm about to launch some serious ass missles

Eric: Don't get water on the floor man. I'm paranoid my parents might notice

Ben: It will be the shit of the century.

Ass Missles by Diabetus1 August 6, 2011

missles 

big thingies that make go boom

shit guys, z missles are coming, fire out shit

missles by Dan Dan Revolution December 13, 2003

beef missles 

1. Missles made from beef.
2. Large, well-built individuals who is intent on destroying people with blunt force (yet without kicking or punching)
3. Football moves, made within a few yards of the end zone, where a large running back jumps into the air attempting to plow his way in.

"When Jerome Bettis jumps head first into the end zone, he is one of many beef missles."

beef missles by dannyboy22479 February 15, 2006

Snow Missles 

when large chunks of snow blow off the car in front of you on the road or highway and come hurtling at your windshield at 70mph.

woman: wow! did you see the snow missles come flying off that car and into our windshield?

man: yeah, I thought it would crack our windshield!

Snow Missles by jgatsby01 February 9, 2010