Melt 

A melt is somebody that takes something way too seriously and spends 10 minutes typing out a huge pretentious paragraph of bs over something trivial.

Oi you melt, shut up and go sell some healing crystals

Melt by Oi dats wavy April 8, 2017

Melt 

To chill in an area for a sustained period of time

Yo dog watchu sayin tonight?
Meltin in my area juu hurd?

Melt by Sr893 May 14, 2011

melt 

a northern irish term meaning to literally fock yer head up by confusing you when in a state of monged outness

i.e. stop it ye prick ur melting my fockin head

keeper'lit to the tokers elite, shibby

melt by Nate Dawg March 11, 2003

Melt 

When you shit it when someone of authority asks you a question if you've done something wrong and you get scared and brick it under the pressure and tell them everything.

Police: So where do you live
Kid: i haven't done nothing wrong please dont arrest me!
Police: all i'm doing is taking down your details don't worry sheesh
Kid 2: ahahaa no you fucking melt!

Melt by KripsKid :P April 16, 2010

melt 

crack cocain

you got any melt

melt by young dip October 2, 2003

Melt 

Verb: To sit, chill out, calm down. Noun: a chair, a seat, a couch, anything you can sit on may be referred to as a melt. Scottish slang. Contrary to popular beiliefs, melts can actually be played as a musical instrument by turning it upside down and hitting the legs with a wooden stick. This is commonly done in the streets of Warsaw and a person who does this is called a meltist

'just you melt.' 'this chair is a pure heavy melt man'

Melt by -Kee- June 7, 2009

melt 

to use a lot of opiates like, oxycontin, tar, dilaudids

"yo man, you meltin?"
"yeah man, i'm meltin my balls off! i'm so itchy, and catchin fat nods"

melt by melty mitch February 25, 2009