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1. One who has been paddled ferociously to kinky sex, most men who suffer from this will tend to waddle for the next few days.

2. An insult; see: dipshit, moron, retard, etc.
1. The Jewish man bent over for the whopper of a spank "The Ass Waddling Paddle Master".

2. BIG T: "Hey look a turtle!"
Tiffany: "Thats not a turtle its a cloud you fucking Ass Waddling Paddle Master!!!"
by Sir Fuzzmo September 1, 2006
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An Ass worshipping cock master Is basically a Homosexual male Who engages in a lot of anal sex both giving and receiving.
It can also be used as an insult
He’s not interested in her.

Why?
Because he’s an ass worshipping cock master that’s why.
by Zorlac337 November 18, 2020
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master assassin

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Someone that has a target and kills it and escape and become secret tracks down target ever time.

kills freely and make there own adventure.

a murderer of an important person in a surprise attack for political or religious reasons.
define master assassin a professional killer who uses his own will
The assassin moved swiftly across the tree to kill his target.
by mr assassin October 27, 2015
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master of assholery

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The honor you received when you reached the pinochle of assholery
by Shouldveshatthebed February 6, 2017
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ass matter

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If you bothered to wipe, you wouldn't have ass matter all over your undies!
by The Dude June 20, 2003
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The act of filming gay porn on a boat while fishing. It is a play on the words "Bass Masters".
You guys wanna do an Ass Masters at the lake today?
by conleyrich January 9, 2010
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