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Linking spanky 

“Bro we found kravitz linking spanky behind the bar last night
Linking spanky by theb00tyconsumer February 19, 2024

fart linking 

When person (1) farts into another consenting person (2’s ) butthole causing THAT person (2) to burp out the first person (1’s) fart.

This “link” can be continuous by person (2) burping person (1’s) fart into a consenting person (3’s) mouth... etc
“My two friends and I shared a magical experience together by fart linking. I new exactly what my friends had for dinner that night.”
fart linking by Trodan October 1, 2020

Abraham Linking 

When, you, or anyone or your friends decides to talk to any female; whether that be a family member, mother or general acquaintance, it's vitally important to show how you feel about this by shouting 'ABRAHAM LINKING' which derives from the word 'linking' meaning to pull a girl.

This will certainly show how you feel about the situation and will no-doubt encourage your friend to go for the pull, unless it's a family member, where it's encouraged to avoid any sexual contact!

Editors Note: It's also an important feature of the AL (Abraham Linking) Technique to ask if the said male friend if he's done the homework on Abraham linking, enquiring if he's handed his essay in
Girl: 'Hi Kieran'
Friend 1: 'omg man, is that Abraham Linking over there'
Friend 2: 'WTF yes it is, go on abrahham!'
Kieran: 'hey b3bie'

Girls automatically comes!

loyal linking 

when ur not dating the guy/ girl but ur loyal to only them when linking up and fucking
Jess: “ay r u ever gonna hook up with Chad?”
Tess: “nah im loyal linking w Brad”
loyal linking by evyxbby April 24, 2023

ninja linking 

Using a false address as the text mask for a hyperlink with the intention of keeping actual hyperlink secret until too late.
using VB code;

url=www.ratemypoo.comwww.coolbeans.com/url

the above code would display as "www.coolbeans.com" but once clicked, the "www.ratemypoo.com" link is opened.
ninja linking by Wawa February 21, 2003

pinky linking 

the incredibly G-rated version of hand-holding.
Me and my boyfriend were caught pinky linking.