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itai guttman 

An Itai Guttman is a fictional cartoon character who enjoys walking down the road whilst having a 7 foot fishing rod lodged in his ass crater. Also this character is someone that is so big that when one walks down the street one might be alarmed at how big this creature is and proceed to "shit himself"
Person 1: Hey did you see that Itai Guttman

Person 2: Yes! As i passed him in the street a shat myself and become extremely disturbed.
itai guttman by The Eskimo November 14, 2017

katahara itai 

Japanese, for the action of laughing so much that one side of your abdomen hurts.
aks: "how was the show man."

mj: "it was PFG, all of it left me katahara itai."
katahara itai by its_aks November 11, 2005

The Famous Itai Matos 

He has 23,700 results on Hebrew google, and 298 English ones.
He is a composer.
He's a writer.
He is a guitarist.
He's a lover.
He was a drug addicted bar hopping clubber.
He now works in a grocery and takes long relaxing walks.
HE IS THE FAMOUS ITAY MATOS.
The Famous Itai Matos is a world famous poet!

itailian mud slinger

when a man is having anal sex with his women ( or bitch ) he shits into his hand and throws it as hard as he can at the back of her head
i gave that bitch an itailian mud slinger last night

itainteazy 

A member on MAL who has scientifically been proven to be made of 110% pure sex.
"OMG! Who is that stud tearing it up on the on the dance floor?"
"Oh, that's just itainteazy doing what he normally does."
"Damn, this eazy guy is an unstoppable beast."
itainteazy by pillows March 29, 2008