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Hot mess 

A girl who manages to look stunning when other girls would look badly dressed, messy, dirty etc.
She may have been covered in oil from fixing her car, but damn, that girl was a hot mess.
Hot mess by hayles_89 February 26, 2009

Hot Mess 

That girl that never has her keys, wallet, or phone. But, somehow has her life in order. It doesn't work out for anyone else, but she pulls it off looking sexy as hell.
Did you see that girl in Biology today?

The one with the latte and shit falling out of her backpack?
Yeah. How does she get such good grades. She is the biggest hot mess I know.
Hot Mess by hotmess101 September 22, 2011

Hot Mess 

adj., Foustian in origin. Used to describe things that are extreme. Must be used in context for the listener to understand whether it is positive or negative. In the negative sense, it takes on a tone of high sarcasm.
Positive: "Were you at the Madonna concert last night? It was a hot mess."

Negative: "Ew, do you see what she's wearing? It's a hot mess."
Hot Mess by JFlash July 30, 2008

Hot Mess 

A delicious sandwich consisting of an unexpected combination of pimento cheese, monteray jack, banana peppers, chorizo, fried egg and sriracha mayo on white bread served by Calgary Food Truck "Cheezy Bizness"
Person A: Look at Lindsay Lohan deep throat that grilled cheese sandwich

Person B: That's a Hot Mess enjoying a Hot Mess.
Hot Mess by Cheezy Customer August 10, 2012

Hot Mess 

Something distasteful or unnatractive in nature; unpleasant or offensive.
"That multi-colored weave she's rockin' is a hot mess."
"Did you see his fake Rolex watch? Hot mess."
Hot Mess by DaveyDave January 15, 2006

hot mess 

Someone or something that is extremely disorganized and/or in need of much improvement
Damn, did you see shorty at the club? She was a hot mess!
hot mess by Marc25 August 15, 2009