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Blue waffle space dock fondue. 

When a group of people get together and pick the girl with a blue waffle and have her stand on her head and give a man a soft laxative. The man then shits in the womans blue waffle and all the men take turns dunking their dicks into the womans blue waffle then all the woman lick and suck the shit off the mens penis's.
Dude I went to a party last night and this girl had a blue waffle so Eric said we should have "Blue waffle space dock fondue."
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Strawberry Fondue 

When you have sex with a girl on her period.
Bro 1: Yo dude, I totally fucked that chick last night, but she didn't tell me she was on her period so it was like strawberry fondue.
Strawberry Fondue by EreignsoverN January 22, 2015

Soft Foodle 

When your hitting it from the back and your dick gets floppy.
Dude #1: Hey bro how did it go with your bae last night.
Dude #2: I got a soft foodle half way through.
Soft Foodle by Dead Whiteman March 26, 2017

scooter fondel 

The act of getting a scooter and putting one of the handle bars in a females vagina and the other handle bar in ur own anus
PERFERABLE IF DONE AFTER AN (SLOPPY T-REX)
Dam I scooter fondeled that hoe last night with my little brothers razor
Sloppy t-rex
scooter fondel by genom March 22, 2009

Smick Fondue 

A food eaen b smicks as a beverage. Made wih:

-Pour all items itno a blender:

-2Xbricks
-16X Nicker MAX shoes
-12X Carbrini tracksuits
-A lampost
-A hurley
-er' Ma
-67X Curr chips
-2X Pandas
-yourself!
Smick Fondue by NICKER MAX May 10, 2012

Selectively fondled 

Hand-picked; hand-selected.
“I have eight selectively fondled warriors ready for the LARP event.”
“I selectively fondled you to be on this team.”

Boston satay fondue pot

A man boils a pot of satay sauce in a fondue pot places his penis into the pot until it is well covered, then sticks his penis in a relevant hole.
"bro we cooked her up a good Boston satay fondue pot the other day haha"