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Flamin' Hot Fingerblasted 

The process of eating an entire bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos (Crunchy or Puffs, your preferred choice) and then proceeding to fingerblast a woman's coochie.

Also gives the coochie a firey taste.
Girl #1: " Hey gurl, I just got told that I tested positive for a yeast infection."
Girl #2: "What?! How did that happen?"
Girl #1: "Well Kyle came over, ate an entire bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos and then Flamin' Hot Fingerblasted me!"
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Fingerblastedge 

When you finger your girl so hard she asks if u used a 12 gauge shot gun to blast her
Hey man did u finger ur girl”
“Yes I’m so good at it she told me my Fingerblastedge was epic”

The Fingerblaster 

The act of placing a gun loaded with paintball bullets filled with semen inside of a person's anus, and proceeding to fuck them with it before firing every bullet.
Person 1: "Dude I totally did The Fingerblaster on her last night."
Person 2: "No way man!"