Oregon Exorcism 

When you fuck a pregnant woman so hard she goes into labor

She wasn't due until January, but Steve gave her an Oregon exorcism

Oregon Exorcism by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Anal Exorcism 

The act of plowing your partner in the anal cavity while annointing him/her with oils & salts or holy water, as you recite passages from the Old and New Testament (specifically Mark 6:7, Acts 16:18, Mark 9:38-40). You then proceed to baptize the subjects face with your holy load in the "sign of the cross" and yell loudly "I HAVE EXERCISED THE DEMONS! This ass...is clear." Then you rip a page out of the Bible and tell them to wipe their face off with it and call them a dirty whore.

Your significant other uses the bathroom and afterwards you go in to find a horrible stench and that the walls are bleeding. You consult your local parish and they inform you that they are in dire need of an "Anal Exorcism".

"Dude her shit smelled so bad so I told I'd give her an anal excorsim!!"

"Dude I excorsized your Moms anal demons last night."

Anal Exorcism by Dude&Bean October 18, 2009

Reverse Exorcism 

When the demon tells the priest to get out the child

The reverse exorcism went well

Reverse Exorcism by Skelecron July 3, 2022

Excremental Exorcism 

The act of taking a shit in holy water.

The pastor took an excremental exorcism before bending me over the alter and licking my arse.

Excremental Exorcism by NiPPauL November 19, 2015

southern comfort exorcism 

Is the act exorcising the unholy demon from your body with a fifth of southern comfort. Usually sounding like a cat coughing up the largest hairball ever

-Holy shit what's that sound?
-Don't go over there Jake is in the middle of a southern comfort exorcism!

southern comfort exorcism by Supercane July 28, 2019

gay exorcism 

GAY EXORCISM: The repeated attempt to draw the demons of homosexuality out of someone by playing loud disco music while wearing sequins. A last-resort exorcism may involve sucking them out.

We all wore sequins and played the disco music loudly at the gay exorcism to excise the gay demons from him, when that didn't work we sucked them out of him!

gay exorcism by Shawatt July 15, 2016

Reverse-Exorcism

A reverse-exorcism is when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child's body.
This can only happen if the priest is in the middle of his "investigations"

The reverse-exorcism was a blast, i heard that the demon joined in on the priest and Lil-Kim-Jong. They all did the gok-gok

Reverse-Exorcism by Shoveitupmybutthole April 12, 2022