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The Emoji Movie 

Jigsaw: Hello, Cordan. I want to play a game. Your 7 years of drug usage has led you here. This machine on your head can drill into your neck by triggering the off button on this TV playing "The Emoji Movie". If you can finish the movie, the machine will unfasten and the door will unlock. Let the games begin.
Cordan: *immediately turns off movie and dies by a drill to the neck*
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the emoji movie 

A amazing movie. I has emojis in it and it's really cool. Fun.
Friend 1: The emoji movie was lit
Friend 2: Yea the emoji movie is 10/10 ign
the emoji movie by NickTehBoss February 1, 2017

The Emoji Movie 

The truest of all hecking amine
Guy one: "You don't know true amine!"
Guy two: "Oh yeah? I watched the emoji movie."
Guy one: "Oh heck, I'm sorry. I didn't think you knew of an amine as true as the Emoji Movie."

The Emoji Movie 

The emoji movie is a creation made by demons who came out of hell with the purpose of indoctrinating the children with brain poison in order to turn them into spoiled little shits who throw tantrums when you want them to go away because they have nothing better to do other then play Roblox with their crusty fucking iPads that look like they have living organisms growing on it as a form of pre torture for when 75% of the human populous descends into hell.
Child: I wanna see the emoji movie
Me: no
Child: PAHFVGDSVYUADVYSDVUAYVWDYAVBHUWDVAYUWVDABSUHADBUQWGDBABUYDBASHDBAIHDUIWHIYEIYDGFDHABOHDIOSAHDIOHSAOIBDJASBQUIWDGAUGFUIAVFD

The Emoji Movie 

A brilliant shakespearian masterpiece, a movie hitchcock would cry in complete and utter joy

it's a story made for all ages, made to please all and it does it story well

its deeper themes and meanings strike a cord within us all, truly a masterpiece of the ages

i give a perfect Poop Emoji/Dab Emoji
random heathen: did you see the emoji movie? it sucked ass
*jesus christ himself appears*
Jesus Motherfucking Christ:boi, that's some bullshiet, go wash it with my ass
The Emoji Movie by a faggot fagoat October 30, 2017

The Emoji Movie 

The amazing animated movie by Sony Animations. It is the greatest movie of all time. Ask jacksfilms.
"I just saw The Emoji Movie, it was great."

The Emoji Movie 

I'm gonna be real right now... I went to see it and it was half decent... Pretty dark though... However, alike Frozen and so many othermovies, this one is sure to get old. It had a TON of Adult Humor in it and those were the parts I could laugh at! And it got... 7 PERCENT ON ROTTEN TOMATOS!!! So, I'm being honest... Don't set your expectations high. I had to get a beer before seeing it! For a movie with no purpose I'd give it a 5/10. The Emoji Movie was ok
"Hey... Did you go see that awful internet curse "The Emoji Movie?"
The Emoji Movie by notTHATmovie August 10, 2017