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Street Effective 

usually a term for the use of karate in practical everyday scenarios (i.e. gangfights, dojo wars, laundromats). Similar to 'Street Wise' but different in the fact that it is about the application of knowledge of the learning environment to the real world. It's also much cooler than being streetwise.
'Yo dawg, I'm now so much more street effective now that I know how to improvise instead of following a routine.'
Street Effective by Philintheblank1 February 11, 2010
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Bard-Effective Disorder 

A meta-analytic mental disorder of RPG characters, characterized by attempts of the player's character to sleep with everything that moves and even some stuff that doesn't.
Player: Can my character roll to fuck cute guard, defending the King?
DM: For Krom's sake! Why does your Lawful Good Paladin have Bard-Effective Disorder? This is the third time you've rolled to make bang-bang tonight!

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Safe and Effective 

Safe and effective is not a lie. It's 2 lies.

However, different batches cause different effects. See faultyshot.com
Doctor: "This vaccine is safe and effective".

Patient: "However why are there so many side effects after taking it?"
Doctor: "Ermmm... it's an immune response. People react differently!"
Patient: "Ah got you! Thanks Doctor, you're the best!"
Safe and Effective by FaultyShot December 8, 2023

safe and effective 

1. Bullshit

2. A very clear lie.

3. Government and/or big business narrative to conceal truth or enact a scam, conspiracy, or crime against humanity.
mRNA vaccines are safe and effective

effucktive 

something thought to be effective but is really all fucked up.
Management thinks they know what they are doing, but they are totally effucktive.
effucktive by alvaclark December 18, 2014