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Evening Nap Syndrome (ENS)

Inability to fall asleep at night after taking evening naps. You come home from work and take a nap from 7-9. As a result, you can't fall asleep until well after midnight. The next day, the same cycle repeats itself and so on and so forth.
"You've crashed on the couch after dinner the last two nights and then haven't been able to fall asleep until 2 a.m.? You must have Evening Nap Syndrome (ENS)!"
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evening of his life 

The only night in a sorry motherfucker's life that he'll ever tap a chick's ass
That was the evening of his life.
An intended meeting at work that involves food.
Laura: Where is everyone going?
Sara: There's pizza in the conference room ... we're having an eeting w/ the boss to go over sales projections for the next quarter.
Eeting by DebLaDa February 3, 2009

evening wood 

Spontaneously getting an erection after morning, usually in the evening, sometimes after a nap.
Man, after that 3 hour nap on the couch, I got some serious evening wood.
evening wood by Calculated Risk January 11, 2008

Good Fucking Evening

1. When someone thinks it's funny to use the word "fucking" or "fuck." 2. When someone is being sarcastic.
Someone 1: Good fucking evening have a great fucking day don't forget your fucks lol. Someone 2: Wtf ? or Someone 1: Good fucking evening >.> Someone 2: Are you being sarcastic? Someone 1: No..... >.> Someone 2: Dude ._.

Fat eeling 

Fat eeling is refering to the action you take when trying to loose weight. It is when people (in most cases) have run out of options and turn to electrotheropey or shock treatment.
Speach use:
"I heard Sharon is getting lipo-suction because she's quite plump."
"No, she's getting fat eeling"