download the brown report 

a euphemism for defecation.

i'll be right back, i have to go download the brown report. it may take a while because i have a slow connection.

download the brown report by JP November 7, 2003

Download mania 

This kind of disease comes to people who always download loads and loads of stuff but never really open them

download maniacs always do download everything but forget to open them

Download mania by urban head October 29, 2015

download syndrome 

Download syndrome is where you download things that you really don't want or need. You just love the thrill of downloading things, so you download stuff you couldn't give a shit about.

A: "Yo man, did you get that new fall out boy album"
B: "Yeah. Last night, I had a serious case of download syndrome. I picked up that album, and the new Britney Spears album. It's Britney Bitch!

download syndrome by Fattay February 17, 2009

download software 

...once again another term for pooping

"I'll be with you folks in a moment I have to download software".

download software by Jannasauras Rex April 2, 2005

download a backlog 

Doing a large and delayed bowel motion

I'm just going to download a backlog

download a backlog by Phase 66 June 29, 2008

Download-watcher 

Loser with vacant brain that has nothing better to do than watch the progress bar of his download.

Look at Loser Leopauld watch his stupid download go! That download-watcher is a true waste of life and skin!

Download-watcher by Chance January 12, 2009

download impatience

When you simply have to do SOMETHING while waiting for a download, can't sit there and just stare at the screen...

I also suffer from download impatience - Like play Solitaire or Text Twist or SOMETHING, rather than wait for the download to finish.

download impatience by JohannV June 22, 2010