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Dick up my ass 

When someone makes no sense or you don’t understand what there saying
Her: So one day I was walking down the street in a forest.
Him: I’m done you just said dick up my ass
Dick up my ass by Swrl fl January 3, 2019
1. To prepare or tenderize something by using one's penis, usually used in a fast flapping motion followed by bringing the penis down on the object.

2. To use your penis as a tool
1." Hunnie wtf is this cake doing on the table!"
"I need you to dick it up for me baby"
"oh ok"
Swoosh flap flap smoosh smack
"ok baby the cake's all dicked-up!"

2. "Dude!, the bitch fell asleep on me so I had to dick-up her face"
Dick-up by titsmcgeefuckme June 10, 2008
Consists of lifting very small amounts of weight with your penis in an up-and-down motion
My penis has gotten quite strong ever since I started doing dick ups
dick up by Yi Ping Li February 29, 2008

eat that dick up

mane eat that dick up
louisiana term

lick a dick up untill you hiccup! 

If you don't like my cooking you can lick a dick up untill you hiccup!!

Eat That Dick Up

She wanna eat that dick up warren
Eat That Dick Up by MrDoToMuch_NJ December 3, 2018