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Zen Crunk Juice 

Zen Crunk Juice is a phrase commonly used in the Northern Virginia area to refer to Lipton Green Tea. The Zen part of this phrase comes from green tea's long history with monks, temples, etc. The Crunk Juice part refers to the strange energizing effects of the beverage, psychosomatic or otherwise, and the equally strange need some individuals have developed for it.
Back off, man, this is my Zen Crunk Juice. No touchie.
Zen Crunk Juice by Lingenfizzle March 24, 2008
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Crunk master pimp juice 

the crazy mofo that comes up with words lke kafobulator.
"ZMFG!!1!!1!!111 ITS Crunk master pimp juice!!1"
Crunk master pimp juice by DATA November 8, 2004

Crunk! Juice 

A cool juice that is crunk, owned by Lil Jon.
J: Yeeeeeeah homie yall wan some Crunk! Juice????!!!! Deeeamn
Crunk! Juice by Hyper Girl January 21, 2005

crunk juiced 

drinking juice to get crunked
basically, getting trashed.
"she called me yesterday and asked me about it ... but I don't really remember because I was getting crunk juiced."

He was so crunk juiced after the party, that he hooked up with his best friend's girl.

crunkjuice 

leftover water used from boiling crack mixed with vodka
pass that crunkjuice oer here
crunkjuice by pharoah November 15, 2004