creaming my pants

More than 5 music playback devices playing Vanessa Carlton's "1000 Miles" in non-synchronized timing.

Oh man, creaming my pants to Vanessa Carlton is always a blast!

creaming my pants by vanessa mccarlton April 11, 2017

Creaming fireworks in the snow 

Often used to describe creating rangoli in icing sugar during festival of Diwali. Can also mean using large amounts of fireworks/sparklers in the snow (often in UK/Canada)

Hey Bhavini, the kids are outside right now, creaming fireworks in the snow and some sparklers too!

Creaming fireworks in the snow by Tdot Nik October 28, 2019

Creaming your cookies 

A spin off the words "cookies and cream" it's to express when someone is fucking WINNING at a game or match. You are creaming their cookies. And it's sweet and delicious - like cookies and cream ice cream.

"I'm creaming your cookies!"

"Jesus that team is getting their cookies creamed."

"You're challenging me? Sounds like someone needs to get their cookies creamed."

Creaming your cookies by CornHustler March 12, 2023

Creaming Soda 

A variant of the Jam Donut, in which you ejaculate into your partner's mouth, get them to blow bubbles with the semen and then proceed to punch them in the nose so that their blood mixes with the bubbly semen. Hence a "Creaming Soda"

Hey dude, I tried the jam donut once but I stepped it up a notch with my girlfriend the other day cause I figured I just liked creaming soda better.

Creaming Soda by Gyrant Jones June 10, 2010

Creaming her clock 

To ejaculate in a girl's face.

Allison: "I can't believe JJ's boyfriend email broke up with her!"
Kris: "Yeah that's worse than creaming her clock!"

Creaming her clock by Silver Wear March 30, 2010

creaming off 

Ejaculating. The seminal emmision secreted during sexual activity.

"Hey how'd you get on with Julie last night"?

"God she's gorgeous isn't she? I only started getting her knickers off and I.. I COULDN'T HELP IT.. I started creaming off all over her face I was that excited"

creaming off by Mullins not Muggins April 14, 2006

creaming for distance 

The act of ejaculating over a considerable distance.

Guy 1: Hey tony, I was creaming for distance yesterday and I got 2 feet!

Tony: You dirty son of a bitch.

creaming for distance by the original creamter June 28, 2006