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Cock and Ass 

Popular soft drink, also known as cola, complete with frozen water.
Waiter: What can I get you sir?

Customer: Cock and ass for my friend here, but I vood like some cock with no ass, i dont like the ass and cock in my mouth at the same time.

Waiter: Certainly sir, would you like the diet variety?

Customer: No! I like only the fat cock! Diet cock is for vimps!
Cock and Ass by Black Bandana June 17, 2006
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COCK IN ASS 

A term that must be said with a lot of emphasis and therefore must be written in capital letters to show this.

Is another term for anal sex or a description of something that's bad.
1. "I was engaging in acts last night such as: drinking, smoking and COCK IN ASS."

2. This day has been nothing but a load of COCK IN ASS.
COCK IN ASS by BallBagBaggins February 6, 2010

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Cock sucking ass bandit

a guy who likes to suck guys nobs and takes it up the ass, also can mean to finger himself whilst sucking on a dildo.

Cock sucking ass bandit

a man who sucks cocks for a living and uses a transexual stage name on the weekends when performing sex acts for money.
michael is nothing but a cock sucking ass bandit who sucks Sal's dick off for money.
Cock sucking ass bandit by jsa2 September 7, 2007

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Collin: "Yo have you heard of the band Standing through autumn?"
Bree: "Yaahh, those mother fuckin pussy ass cock suckin assholes suck major dick."

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A list of some of English's worst swear words. Used to express great anger.