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Argentinian slang for your significant other but y’all are not really dating or a serious relationship. Mostly for fucking and giving attention
My chongo is amazing! I love him

or

I’m going to hang out with my chongo tonight
Chongo by ggl99 August 11, 2020
CHONGO means JOKE.
usually used after saying a joke and want to clarify that it was a joke, it was chongo.
Dude: WAZAAAAA
Guy: Can you help me with the homework? Its so hard!
Dude: That's what she said.
Guy: Huh?
Dude: CHONGO!
chongo by apro maniac November 8, 2021

chongo juice 

the liquid that comes out of someones arse just before the solid shit comes out of the anus. Basically a liquefied shit
oi mate giz a drink of ur warm chongo juice
that guy has just let out so much chongo juice i might go for a chongo lad

chongo lips 

look at taco tico over there, he has chongo lips!
chongo lips by t0m_r3no September 29, 2005

chongo bong 

Dude, I just downed a chongo bong in 2 seconds.

CHONGO STRAW 

The act of drinking Chongo Juice out of a 5 gallon cooler through a one inch diameter plastic tube(beer bong hose).
Instead of taking a Chongo Bong last night me and the boys decided to take a round out of the Chongo Straw.
CHONGO STRAW by Hutty November 25, 2007